Re: [ph-humanities] In The Year of Our Glo 2026 (was HAY LECH!)

"Mr. Mari Kaimo" wrote:

At 11:49 AM 3/12/2006, Rudyman wrote:>yan ang HATE letter.kakatakot. levels of tolerance have change! wow- >can't imagine 50 years from now- ano? wala nang prisinto at batas? astig.

Mr. Mari Kaimo wrote:

50 years from now? Tatawad ako. Let's say 20 years na lang from now.

My "sad issues" mind, for which I can be arrested by the Injustice Secretary, predicts this State of the Nation in 2026: Hindi na tayo republic by then kundi "Enchanted Queendom" with Mikey's daughter, Glue's granddaughter, as the reigning queen. Ate Glue will have taken on a new, more fitting honorific: she will be addressed as "The Queen Mugger," ah este "The Queen Mother" pala. By that time, the children and the children's children of the vast majority of Filipinos will be what we are today, simple serfs working our behinds off to continue to provide the luxuries needed by the ARRoyal Family, such as ponies for their 2 year old kids on their birthdays, or any other day they feel like.

Other changes:

currency - no longer called the peso, our currency will be renamed to Glo-Rials. The exchange rate will be G300 to $1

flag - no longer the sun and three stars. Glue's face will replace the sun, and the faces of her 3 children will replace the 3 stars.

Unfortunately, Mike will have been beheaded by 2014, along with his alleged mistress, Vicky Toh. Empress Glue will have him executed because of his failed attempt at annexing Las Vegas and making it A Gloria's State by sending Filipino troops under the leadership of Brig. General Manny Pacquiao to conquer the LVPD. Manny had been trying to tell Mike that he didn't want to do it, but Mike held Manny's family hostage just like that teacher's family in the Garci tapes. Before then, however, Big Mike will have purchased Hong Kong from mainland China with his winnings from gambling at PAGCOR casinos, the losses to gov't happily paid for by taxes charged to the "Silent Majority" and the former middle class)

Philippine population - 26 million inside what used to be the Philippines, and 240 million OFWs. All of Gloria's subjects (hindi na kasi tayo citizens by then, kundi ARRoyal subjects) will need visas to come back INTO the country. No population control methods will be allowed because the more children there are, the more potential OFWs there will be, get it?

Economy - the GIR, or Gross International Reserves, will be renamed to Gross International Remittances. The VAT will be a low 88% by then. 88% for government, 12% for you, serf. With no deductions allowed whatsoever. The 88% is needed partly because of the huge costs entailed in keeping the Armed Forces of 30 million soldiers happy. This does not include yet the 3 million strong Royal Security Forces for close-in security for the ARRoyals

Social Classes - three: ARRoyals; her Ministers and their families; and everyone else

Economic strata - three: Ridiculously wealthy; very wealthy; hampas lupa (see Social Classes above)

Garci - will be named a National Hero "for the tremendous work he did in assuring the ascendancy to the throne of Her Arroyal Majesty, The Queen Mugger, ah este, The Queen Monster, ah este, The Queen Mother" pala. The Queen Mother will give him Globe and Smart as his reward, and his statue will replace Rizal's at the Luneta. Anong hitsura ni Garci sa statue, you ask? Naka-Muslim scarf, pababa siya ng isang mamahaling speedboat, habang may cellphone sa isang tenga at may bitbit na AK47. Sa likod niya, imbis na doves or isang eagle, may Lear Jet na lumilipad

Kami naman nila Yvonne, Rudy, at Leo (you coming, Manny? ;)) will have left the country with our families way before this, leaving no one behind to remit money to. BUT each of us will have first set up industries overseas that will allow us to employ 3,000 families from the Hungry Majority and bring them out with us, to help them find better lives than as economic slaves of the ARRoyals. As we work hard, though, God blesses our labors, and we make enough money to start bringing more and more Filipinos out of the evil clutches of the true Queen of Darkness.

Ayos ba? ;) Pwedeng gawin komiks or teleserye! Hehehe

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