PBB E-Edition

Total hindi na magbabago ang tingin natin sa eleksyon at ang pamamaraan natin sa pagpili ng ating mga ibinoboto, bakit hindi na natin lubos lubusin? pasikatan, pasiklaban, pagalingan sumayaw, kumanta, gusto natin yung malapit sa atin at ma cariño, despues- what can be more Filipino than to showcase them in a 24 hour tv show for everyone to see? It is the least we could do or the closest we can get aside from listening to boring academic debates and to testing their wits and political platforms which we always find irrelevant and unnecessary.

Get to know them better, set them up to tasks and challenges that test their IQ perhaps by bringing in Kris Aquino to play Game ka na ba- or give them an IQ test in the middle of the night (coz the dance and videoke showdown goes in primetime) or test their Marcosian tendencies, their Greed level, their mental health, their EQ, their honesty frequency or lph (lies per hour) generated, or their Green mindedness (we can place them inside a room filled with millions of Peso bills and see who's heart beat or brain cell activity fires up first- and who's going to break the "do not touch the money" rule first), or maybe stage a rally outside and see who's the first to panic and to cry out Emergency! Emergency!-

Lubos lubusin na natin- 1oo days before the next date of election- Pinoy Big Brother, Election edition. watchu think? mukhang bad idea ata to ah-

Unang araw sa bahay ni Kuya

Big Brother: "Ang una niyong task mga presidential housemates ay..." sabay may humirit

Erap: "Big Brother... sandali lang, masyado naman atang maliit tong bahay mo, gusto mo bibilhin ko na lang to at ipapa renovate ko gagawin kong Big Brother Mansyon, ok ba? he he he"

Ping: "Hindi puede yan" (sabay kasa ng .45)

Susan: "Sandali! Big brother, bakit walang TV?" eng?

Bro. Eddie: "Diba dapat may opening prayer?"

Gringo: (pabulong kay Erap) "kudeta tayo"

Arroyo: "Big Brother madami silang reklamo! ako na ang panalo."

Noli: "oo nga Big Brother, siya na ang panalo." eng?

Big Brother: "Gloria, bat ka nandito! wala ka sa listahan- nandaya ka na naman!"

ang panget!? lang magawa