the Polka Dog from Crayola lands no.231

Once upon a time in a far far far far-flung area above the roof tops of mt. Caygreens, one can find the ever so happy city of Crayola lands. And in this city lived a dog named Morde. Morde lived with his bestfriend Kagat in a 217 floor wooden skyscraper. Both Morde and Kagat are banished from their town and was disowned by their clan because it is a belief that if one is born a Polka dog like Morde or a Black dog like Kagat, it is a great disgrace for their clan and should, based on custom and tradition, be thrown to the river and never to come back ever ever ever ever ever ever never. But fortunately for Morde and Kagat, Crayola lands was under extreme EL Niño during their birth that the river was not only dry but is burning hot with flames. So the clan had no choice but to throw them elsewhere and came to the decision that Morde and Kagat be thrown in the neutral hills of Igirts 10 million dog poops away from their town. Morde and Kagat came from the clan of the Irudiayko's. The Irudiayko's are the most powerful, most influential and most colorful dog clan in Crayola lands. They come in different colors and sizes and it seems that they doesn't have a single common physical trait except that they are dogs. The colors of the Irudiayko's varies from all colors except for white and black which they regard as the forbidden colors, or the colors of the sad. Every Iru (short for Irudiayko) is unique in his or her own way, ugly or pretty. They are the fiercest and craziest dogs in the city and they are very much feared by the people, i mean the dogs. They are known to be uncanny in the art of biting,triathlon and chess. They are also famous for their unusually magical noses because accordingly, their noses posses somekind of an undescribable mystical power no one in the city really knows what and is still a great mystery up to now. Though it is believed that their noses are one of their strongest weapons against their enemies, most especially their ancient adversaries, the Asoka kalamo Clan from the rainy regions of Crying lands (later). But one of the most interesting characteristics of the Irudiayko's are their extraordinary killing technique, guised in euphoric states of laughters and happy thoughts. They have the gifts of superficial humor and comedic follies that are as morbid as the devil, deadly as the katana. This deadly technique is so mysterious that no one really knows why this never fail to make any dog laugh his or her ass out until he or she dies due to excessive laughing. This technique the iru's fondly call the- hahameha-pikaba killing blow. to be continued. sensya na bad trip tlga tong araw na to. this is 1 way to temporarily forget your problems for this day.... haaaaaaaaaaay bad trip