Molar wars III (the third)

Nagpabunot ako nang Ngipin, hinde. Hindi Ngipin... mga Ngipin. Dalawa! Hindi basta bastang pagbunot! hindi ang ngipin na nakikita ngunit ang ngipin na nasa ilalim nang isa pang ngipin, nakatago, nakababad, kaila ilaliman ng GUMS mo! di siya papayag na basta na lamang siyang mapapakialaman... di basta basta. Third mOlar Lang hiya. WEDNESDAY 2:00- Inside the operating room, THe dentist looks like he's preparing to build a time machine or something. THE tools, anesthesia, the PLIERS! the Barenas! who cares, I have no idea what they 're called, I am not a dentist! and besides I'm "dentistobunutingipinophobic." Number one , number 101! damn they all look the same, like PLIERS! GUsto kong sabihin, "DOC, Ipin lang to, mahiya ka naman, ORthodentist ka pa naman! itago mo nga mga yan! punyeta!" Impacted tooth extraction, yes, that's what they call it, well the name says it all... IMPAKTO tlga. Tang INA. My friend sent me a message this morning, "it'll hurt like hell, like TORTURE." the actual msg>>> "mskt 2l sbrang skt! pra kng tnoturtre! sge gdluk n lng!" He went operation last year. He also said it's going to take 2-3 weeks to heal the wound. WOw what a relief! NOT! NANAKOT PA! putcha! Step ONE! Injection. ANesthesia! 3 beses! , kumikirot kirot, but it was manageable, minimal pain, just a flick, but a very long flick... huh? yes, but after the first vial, I knew the next two would be a lot easier. OO na! Matatakutin talaga ako sa Dentista! Que se hoda. STEP2--- SAHADA! because the impaktong, i mean impacted tooth wasn't visible and is at the very edge of all my teeth, deep inside, he had to CUT a small opening in my gums. SLICE IT! i thought, "kaya ko to, di to masakit, it's all in the mind!" well the positive thinking worked! Until he took out the SCALPEL! or the blade or whatever. "DOc, di to C section. konesesya mo na lang" niyahahaha tawa ka dyan. Punyemas di nakakatawa. STEP 3--- Let the games begin! Well the slicing didn't hurt that bad as I thought and they said it would... thanks to the anesthesia. Though I can't feel my lips and gums anymore, like It didn't belong to my body. I started imagining how would it feel if whole my body is injected with the "anesthesia!" (pano ba tlga espeling niyan?) , ASTIG siguro! DP to the max, Mind-body problem to the next level. Enlightened state of mind, Super SABOG! :) Infallible Doc VS my Hard core Molar. Hirap talaga! biruin mo the dentist has to drill it a couple of times to break it into pieces. To make the extraction easier. For a moment I thought my entire jaw was going to snap off my head. I wanted to say, kung puede lang ... "Doc, time out ka muna, my time out ka pa! inom ka muna nang gatorade baka himatayin ka na." putchang iring. Kansaw ya gat le, ta suda ya le igit... Tibay ata nang ngipin ko, kaya hirap na hirap siya! Colgate ata gamit ko, with liquid calcium protection! no cavitieseseses. "Doc, anung petsa na? Lovers in paris na! assignment mo na lang yan." At yun after 2 years, I mean 2 hours. he said "Assistant, number one!" putcha eto na ang PlIERS, ang laki parang yung nakita ko sa vulcanizing shop. Kupal Ya hala le, pensaba gane yo sigui todo mi gente. Success. End of story. Kansaw iscribi, pendehadas. Ice cream time.